Erica and Hannes were babysitters to baby Alex for a day, so they did what any normal person would do: Photoshop a bunch of pictures of horrifying scenarios and send them off to the parents. Funny, I would’ve taken the infant directly to Chuck E Cheese for some skee ball and pizza, but I don’t have the best babysitting track record. True story: once I got fired from a nannying job because I took the kid’s Power Wheels for a spin around the house while he was napping. Turns out, they had nanny cams and were none too thrilled about my escapades. You know how it feels to have to look your employer in the eye and try to justify why you were driving a little car around their house? The answer is bad. Real bad.

A lifetime of working with nuclear power has left me with a healthy green glow…and left me as impotent as a Nevada boxing commissioner. Kids, kids. I’m not going …

1975 Toyota Land Cruiser Pick Up

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It’s only a model. No, no, no! Yes, yes. A bit. But she’s got a wart. He hasn’t got shit all over him. Well, Mercia’s a temperate zone! The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king.